So my theatre company is doing this little show. I mean it's no big deal. It's a fundraiser.
You know how those things go. Dullsville. It's gonna be some people singing at some dive called Joe's Pub
on Sun April 18th. It helps to raise money for my company (I know we're so annoying) and proceeds go to the Broadway Green Alliance. I guess they're some organization that helps make Broadway more eco - conscious? Lame. Right?
So now comes the part where I tell you about the people involved. For your sake and mine, I'll keep this brief. They tell me that some guy Mario Can-whatever will be in it. He's some actor / comic guy. I guess he was in that show Sex and the something? I dunno. He's supposed to sing and be funny and stuff. Whatever.
Also there's this dude Anthony Rapp. He's gonna perform too. He was in that musicale. What was it called? He wore a scarf and held a camcorder and hung out with people with AIDS and shit. And he was in Adventures Baybsitting.
There's also the whole cast from that other show. What was it called? We Don't Have a Title? The No-Name Show? But anyway they'll all be there. Jeff and Hunter and these two chicks that hang out with them. Woo- hoo!
OK. I'm almost done! The evening will feature music that was cut from musicals. Some of the songs are by people like that country singer with the big boobs...
...and that old guy that writes songs. What's his name? Stephen Soderbergh?
So anyway, you probably shouldn't come.
You should definitely not BUY YOUR TICKETS BY CLICKING HERE!!!
And you should definitely not be super lame and buy the $100 ticket that gets you front table seating and a bunch of free shit.
Or you can just be kinda lame and buy the $30 tix.
I'll be there... only because I have to. You comin'?